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Loading ...Uncle aik bachay se kehte hain :
beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo agar mujhe
pasand agaya to main tumhien paanch rupay doon ga
bacha masoomiat se : yeh lo ! abhi to das rupay kahay thay …. !!!!
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”?
JOHNY: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHNY: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Dil say dil mila ker to daikho
hamari yad main ansu baha ker to daikho,
SMS to kia call bhi karaingay,
kabhi hamaray mobile main card dalwa ker to daikho
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(1 votes, average: 5 out of 5) Loading ...Yeh tumhara sulagta hua jism…
kapkapatay hont….
larkharati Aawaz…
thartharata badan .
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mujhe pehle se shak tha
k tumhain Malaria hai…..
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(1 votes, average: 4 out of 5) Loading ...Yash Johar is producing a new film
& is searching 4 new talent.
I’ve suggested ur name.
Pls go & meet him.
The movie’s name is “AQAL HO NA HO”
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(1 votes, average: 4 out of 5) Loading ...Main nay pocha chand say,
daikha hay kahin mera yaar sa haseen
chand nay kaha:-
Salay itnay upar say dikhta hay kia?
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...majnu ko laila ka sms naheen aaya,
majnu ne 3 din se khana naheen khaya
majnu marne wala tha laila ke piyar main
aur laila baithi thi sms free honay k intizaar main.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Teacher : Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Ek pathan Cycle chalaty aur gungunaty
howe kahin ja raha tha rasty mein ek
Aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli
“Break nahi maar sakty thy kia ??? ”
Pathan herat se…
“Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida.”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,
Shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai ,
Tere sang ho zindagi aisa bhi koi scene nahi hai,
Iss dunya mein, tum he sab say haseen ho
mein aur kahon jhot kitna, ke tum ko yaqeen ho
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum
kio mujhey neend mein bi daratay ho tum
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
dil mien junoon tha…aankhoon mien khoon tha,
uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,
kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh,
Uncle nay aankh mari aunty bay-hosh…;)
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...I always think about U.
I can’t live without U.
I really need U.
I’m totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I’m very desperate for U.
I’m crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
That’s all what my mamma say to me
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Future plans of childrens:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot.
Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor.
Bina: I want 2 b a good mother.
Shariq : I want 2 help Bina.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...When u feel lonely and alone
& cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i’ll take u to an eye specialist !!
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What happens when a lion roars thrice?
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Tom & jerry cartoon begins!
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Ladies hostel caught Fire
It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control
& another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen
under control.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...God thought that since
he couldnt b everywhere
he made a mother.
Then devil thought that
he couldnt be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Munna:
Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa,
meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...An old rich man marries a young girl.
Interviewer ask to girl-
aap nay in main shadi ke liye kya dekha?
girl- ek to inki income, aur doosre inke din kam.
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