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3rd July 2008

Uncle aik bachay se kehte hain

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Uncle aik bachay se kehte hain :
beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo agar mujhe
pasand agaya to main tumhien paanch rupay doon ga

bacha masoomiat se : yeh lo ! abhi to das rupay kahay thay …. !!!!

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3rd July 2008

Johny, how do you spell

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TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”?
JOHNY: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”

TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHNY: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

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3rd July 2008

Dil say dil mila ker to daikho

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Dil say dil mila ker to daikho
hamari yad main ansu baha ker to daikho,

SMS to kia call bhi karaingay,
kabhi hamaray mobile main card dalwa ker to daikho

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3rd July 2008

Yeh tumhara sulagta hua jism

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Yeh tumhara sulagta hua jism…
kapkapatay hont….
larkharati Aawaz…
thartharata badan .
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mujhe pehle se shak tha
k tumhain Malaria hai…..

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3rd July 2008

Yash Johar is producing a new film

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Yash Johar is producing a new film
& is searching 4 new talent.
I’ve suggested ur name.
Pls go & meet him.
The movie’s name is “AQAL HO NA HO”

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3rd July 2008

Main nay pocha chand say

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Main nay pocha chand say,
daikha hay kahin mera yaar sa haseen

chand nay kaha:-
Salay itnay upar say dikhta hay kia?

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3rd July 2008

majnu ko laila ka sms naheen aaya

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majnu ko laila ka sms naheen aaya,
majnu ne 3 din se khana naheen khaya

majnu marne wala tha laila ke piyar main
aur laila baithi thi sms free honay k intizaar main.

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3rd July 2008

because main itni khushi

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Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta

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3rd July 2008

How old is your father

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Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born

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3rd July 2008

Correct the sentence

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Teacher : Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”

Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”
Teacher : How?

Student : Ladies first.

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3rd July 2008

Ek pathan Cycle chalaty aur gungunaty

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Ek pathan Cycle chalaty aur gungunaty
howe kahin ja raha tha rasty mein ek
Aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli
“Break nahi maar sakty thy kia ??? ”

Pathan herat se…
“Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida.”

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3rd July 2008

Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam

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Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,
Shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam

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3rd July 2008

Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai

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Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai ,
Tere sang ho zindagi aisa bhi koi scene nahi hai,

Iss dunya mein, tum he sab say haseen ho
mein aur kahon jhot kitna, ke tum ko yaqeen ho

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3rd July 2008

rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum

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rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum
kio mujhey neend mein bi daratay ho tum

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3rd July 2008

kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par

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kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
dil mien junoon tha…aankhoon mien khoon tha,

uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,
kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha

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3rd July 2008

Dabbay main dabba dabay

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Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh,
Uncle nay aankh mari aunty bay-hosh…;)

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3rd July 2008

I always think about U

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I always think about U.

I can’t live without U.

I really need U.

I’m totally mad about U.

I just wanna be with U.

I’m very desperate for U.

I’m crazy 4 U.

I wanna marry U.

I LOVE U.

That’s all what my mamma say to me

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3rd July 2008

Future plans of childrens

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Future plans of childrens:

Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?

Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot.

Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor.

Bina: I want 2 b a good mother.

Shariq : I want 2 help Bina.

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3rd July 2008

When u feel lonely and alone

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When u feel lonely and alone
& cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i’ll take u to an eye specialist !!

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3rd July 2008

What happens when a lion roars thrice

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What happens when a lion roars thrice?
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Any guess?
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Ok i will tell you..
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Tom & jerry cartoon begins!

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3rd July 2008

Ladies hostel caught Fire

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Ladies hostel caught Fire
It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control
& another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen
under control.

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3rd July 2008

God thought that since

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God thought that since
he couldnt b everywhere
he made a mother.

Then devil thought that
he couldnt be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.

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3rd July 2008

Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say

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Munna:
Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa,
meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.

Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.

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3rd July 2008

Interviewer to Millionaire

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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”

Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”

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3rd July 2008

An old rich man marries a young girl

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An old rich man marries a young girl.
Interviewer ask to girl-
aap nay in main shadi ke liye kya dekha?
girl- ek to inki income, aur doosre inke din kam.

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