2008 July

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Uncle aik bachay se kehte hain :
beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo agar mujhe
pasand agaya to main tumhien paanch rupay doon ga

bacha masoomiat se : yeh lo ! abhi to das rupay kahay thay …. !!!!

TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”?
JOHNY: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”

TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHNY: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

Dil say dil mila ker to daikho
hamari yad main ansu baha ker to daikho,

SMS to kia call bhi karaingay,
kabhi hamaray mobile main card dalwa ker to daikho

Yeh tumhara sulagta hua jism…
kapkapatay hont….
larkharati Aawaz…
thartharata badan .
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mujhe pehle se shak tha
k tumhain Malaria hai…..

Yash Johar is producing a new film
& is searching 4 new talent.
I’ve suggested ur name.
Pls go & meet him.
The movie’s name is “AQAL HO NA HO”

Main nay pocha chand say,
daikha hay kahin mera yaar sa haseen

chand nay kaha:-
Salay itnay upar say dikhta hay kia?

majnu ko laila ka sms naheen aaya,
majnu ne 3 din se khana naheen khaya

majnu marne wala tha laila ke piyar main
aur laila baithi thi sms free honay k intizaar main.

Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born

Teacher : Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”

Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”
Teacher : How?

Student : Ladies first.

Ek pathan Cycle chalaty aur gungunaty
howe kahin ja raha tha rasty mein ek
Aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli
“Break nahi maar sakty thy kia ??? ”

Pathan herat se…
“Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida.”

Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,
Shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam

Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai ,
Tere sang ho zindagi aisa bhi koi scene nahi hai,

Iss dunya mein, tum he sab say haseen ho
mein aur kahon jhot kitna, ke tum ko yaqeen ho

rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum
kio mujhey neend mein bi daratay ho tum

kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
dil mien junoon tha…aankhoon mien khoon tha,

uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,
kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha

Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh,
Uncle nay aankh mari aunty bay-hosh…;)

I always think about U.

I can’t live without U.

I really need U.

I’m totally mad about U.

I just wanna be with U.

I’m very desperate for U.

I’m crazy 4 U.

I wanna marry U.

I LOVE U.

That’s all what my mamma say to me

Future plans of childrens:

Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?

Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot.

Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor.

Bina: I want 2 b a good mother.

Shariq : I want 2 help Bina.

When u feel lonely and alone
& cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i’ll take u to an eye specialist !!

What happens when a lion roars thrice?
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Any guess?
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Ok i will tell you..
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Tom & jerry cartoon begins!