Birthday SMS, Love SMS, Hindi Shayari, Sayari, SMS.

Fresh flowers for you…..!.
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what r u looking for..?
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its mobile not a guarden..???

Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.
They wanted to trouble good people…
I suggested Ur name.
They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss…

Some time my heart ask,Why i miss u? Why i like u? Why i SMS u? Why i call u? Why i care 4u.
then my mind answers me ????

Mental people neend extra care.

I have a confession to make
ever since i met u its been hard for me to 4get u
every night i see u in my dreams
and find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST

Heartbeats are countless,
Spirits are ageless,
Dreams are endless,
Memories are timeless,
A friend like you,
Shameless!!!

U r miles away from me.
Still Im watching Ur every movement
by 3 different channels:

1. Discovery
2. National Geographic
3. Animal Planet

i am at the police station
the police caught me & filed
a case against me 4 possessing
good looks.
I need sum one ugly to bail me out
so hurry up!

1 day a monkey lukd in2 d mirror n sed
Oh my ugly face,
fat nose & killd himself.
Promise me u wil nt luk in2 mirror,
coz I dont wanna loose u..!!

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
Worries About U
guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
THE ZOO

2 Pyaz
3 Lahsun
5gm Zeera
5 Kali Mirch
2 Spoon Namak
4 Spoon Oil
1 Cup Waqter
Or
Thoda Sa Hara Daniya
Pata Hai Mein Kya Bana Raha Hon
Tumhe Ullu

I still remember the day I sent an SmS 2 u saying
Sender is cool and reader is fool

U got angry and replied
Sender is fool and reader is cool You are genius…

Fanta Piyo,
Pepsi Piyo,
Marinda Piyo
Coke Piyo,
Dew Piyo,
Pani Piyo,Piyo Aur Piyo
Kiyun Ke Ab Pampers Sirf 99 Rupai Main

Road per ek pather rakaha tha
Us peh likha tha “Qismat azmani ho to is ko uthao”
Ek admin e uthaya neeche likha tha
“wapis rekhdo Tum jaisa aur bewaqoof ka intezar hai”

Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can”t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!

Wonderful combinations in this WORLD..

Heart & beats,
Night & moon,
Music & songs,
Roses & love,
Fish & water
and

My costly msgs and ur cheap smile….

whn u kiss a british girl she says “kiss me softly”
whn u kiss a american girl shw says “kiss me hardly”
and
whn u kiss a paki girl she says “oai!! kisi nu dussi na” (Dont tell anybody pl)

Look under your bed,maybe in ur head, for there i’ll plant lot of something called forget me not, here’s a most loving kiss coz you are the only one i miss,

never ask 4 a kiss,just take it.
never give a hug,ask 4 it.
never ask do u luv me,first say i luv u.
never say i can’t live without u,say i live for u

Question:Why do Girls Close their Eyes while KISSING a GUY?
Guess………..Any
Guess……..
Answer: Yeh Ladkiyan Ladko ko kabhi KHUSH nahi dekh sakti

Kiss is a bootcamp,of doing something sweet and tasted,that at the end it can drive you to the next step that can build a generation to generation untill generation