Birthday SMS, Love SMS, Hindi Shayari, Sayari, SMS.

You are genius, your mind is a master piece.It is divided into left and right.In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.

Girl to her mother : Mom i am going out to get
some fresh air !!!
Mother: Well go…but tell your “fresh air” that you have
to be back at home by 9:00 pm !!!!

Why love marriages r better than arranged marriages? . . . .
B”coz known devils r better than unknown ones…

HUMANS fall in love, that’s normal………..COWS eat grass, that’s ok……..BUT when……..MONKEYS can press mobile keypads! INCREDIBLE!…..STILL PRESSIN! UNBELIEVABLE!!

Winter Comes Again And Again … Summer Comes Again And Again … But A Person Like U Never Comes Again, Cuz God Never Makes The Same Mistake Again And Again!

Hi, dont b surprised, im getting married next month, there willb a small party & only few people’ll b invites!
Dont bring any gift k? just bring SOMEONE 2 MARRY ME!!

Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengay.

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!

What’s the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour’s wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

How do u know when kids start to grow up?
Gals grow up when they start to put lipstick n boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!

A baby fish asked her mother: Y can’t we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it’s made for SELFISH

Ager ho Udass tu gaoo koi Gana,
Ager lagi hai Bhook tu khao Tum Khana,
Ager ho Beemar tu karo aik Sms Rawana,
Kyun k aik Sms Rozana,
Rakhay Tandrust aur Tawana.:D

ek murgi ne 3 ande diye aur dua ki ya Allah
mere bache naik niklain
to pehle andey main se bacha namaz parhta hua nikla,
dosra bacha tasbih parhta hua nikla,
tesra nahi nikla to murgi pareshan hogai
aur us ne bache ko awaz di to anday main se awaz aai
k main etqaf main betha hoon.

A jutt in Karachi went to bank for opening an account.
he took one form and went to Islamabad.
do u know why?
Because in the form he read!
“write in capital”

sardar: aaj main ne pani ko ullu bana diya.
freind: pani ko ullu? woh kaise?
sardar: oye! subha main ne pani garam kiya
aur thande pani se naha liya

Usama asked Kajol,”how’s ur life?”
She replied,”kabhi khushi kabhi ghum.”

Then Kajol asked Usama,”what abt U?”
He replied,”kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB.”

Bush:Meri sister da munda huya.
musharraf: Mubarak ho.
Bush:par afsoos di gal a.
musharraf: ki?
bush:baap da pata nahi.
musharraf: koi gal nai,Osama pa dal do!

a sardar prayers daily for 2 hours
hey vaheguru meri lottery lagade
after 11 years vaheguru angrily appears and says:
oye ullu de pathay ek bar ticket to lee le