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21st Century…. Good/Bad???
Our communication - Wireless

Our dress - Topless

Our telephone - Cordless

Our cooking - Fireless

Our youth - Jobless

Our food - Fatless

Our labour - Effortless

Our conduct - Worthless
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A foolish man tels a woman 2 stop talking, but a wise man tels her that she looks extremely beautiful wen her lips r closed.

IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK: You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON: You get three meals a day.
AT WORK: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK: You get more work for good behavior.

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Far away from here, totally inaccessible. That is where you are. Here next to me, within reach. That is where you are. where ever you go or when, you will always be near me.

A BUTTERFLY LIVES ONLY FOR FEW DAYS,
BUT STILL IT FLIES JOYFULLY CAPTURING MANY HEARTS.
EACH MOMENT IN LIFE IS PRECIOUS.
LIVE HAPPY AND WIN MANY HEARTS

Doctors prescription 4 u…
A cute little smile 4 breakfast,
More laughs 4 lunch,
And lots of happiness 4 dinner…
Doctor’s fees?
A SMS whenever u r free

Future is Not something U Await!
It is something U Must Create!
Plan ur Future in Advance coz thts where
U will Spend the Rest of ur Life!

Bite the neck gently,
Chew the breast softly,
Spread the legs slowly,
Suck the juice excitingly,
That is the way to eat Tandoori Chicken!!!!

Wen I send u msgs it doesnt mean u have 2 do da same… U can also send cash, fruits, tea, petrol, pizza, chicken, noodles and other GIFTS……. so start TODAY!!!!!

In life There are 6 thinigs u must never lose,

1. Character
2. Self Respect
3. Hope
4. Heart
5. Identity

&

6. OFCOURSE ME..!

Where r u? what r u doing?
R u busy? How much busy?
Ltl or more?
If ltl, Y dont u call me?
If more busy, then who asked u 2 read this?
Dont smile, call me immediately.

The worst thing in life is ATTACHMENT It hurts when Ü lose it The best thing in life is LONELINESS Bcoz it teaches U evrything & when Ü lose it, U get evrything

A rupee is easy 2 earn…
but a smile is hard 2 find…
rupee loses its value…
smile increases its worth..
i lost a rupee when i sms u…
but who cares!
i won ur smile…
y v dnt study whole year….
n spent sleepless night during exam?
coz
sahil k sakun se humne inkar nahi magar.
tufano se kashti nikalne ka maza or hai…

Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,
kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,
Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,
kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,
Woh to humhe naa mili………………
Magaar hum kutton ke Sardaar ho gaaye!!!

I think U r very careless!!!U come & leave things behind!!!! See now what u have left??U just came in my mind & left a smile on my face….

SMILE:
S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling.
7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems

Zindagi mein hamesha SMART log milenge,
kahi zyada to kahi kum milenge,
choice zara soch k karna,
zaroori nahi har jagah tumhe hum jaise milenge

You know
why GOD created gap between fingers?
So that,
when at some day one who is made
for you comes and fills those gaps
by holding your hand.

how can u spell n-ce without i
pol-te with i
how can u smile witout i
how can u wish without i

U

know

I

am very

important

A rupee is easy 2 earn…
but a smile is hard 2 find…
rupee loses its value…
smile increases its worth..
i lost a rupee when i sms u…
but who cares!
i won ur smile…
y v dnt study whole year….
n spent sleepless night during exam?
coz
sahil k sakun se humne inkar nahi magar.
tufano se kashti nikalne ka maza or hai…