Birthday SMS, Love SMS, Hindi Shayari, Sayari, SMS.

Woh ladki kitni pyaari thi,
jisko aankh maari thi.
Woh sendal kitni bhari thi,
jo usne sar pe maari thi.

Ab tak meri life ek khuli bottle thi,
Jisme se sab perfume ki tarha udd jata tha.
Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya.
Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko mile!!! Continue Reading…

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)

Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Aur chillake bole…..
Paper Raddi wala !!!

jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai Continue Reading…

Tumko dekha….tumko dekha…
tumko dekha….to yeh khayal aaya
paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!

Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai….
udhar kal khudega!

koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko……..
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko……..
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko…….. Continue Reading…

Kabhi Hamain Dekh Kar Muskurati Hain

Aur Kabhi Nakhray Deekhati Hain

Aakhir Larkiyan Kia Chahti Hain

Tammam Kaam Larkon Say Nikalwati Hain

Aur Phir Moon Phair Kar Chali Jati Hain

Aakhir Larkian Kia Chati Hain

Hamain Muskura Kar Ghar Bulati Hain Continue Reading…

mere… Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain Aur lonely hain…
Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain…

Shayad mere pyar ko taste Karna bhool gaye…
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye..

Tumhare samne hain itney items Kabhi hame bhi pick karo…
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe Kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo…

Roz subha hum karte hai Itne pyar se unhe good morning…
Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain Jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS…

Ho gayi galti humse, Click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!

Tumse mila main kal to, Mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili To kehti ho: Your file not found!

Ab aur kaho na tum, “but” ya “if”
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif

Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t likeyour face
Par dil ke computer mein, Nahin hai enough disk space

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, Pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, Ho jaata hai server down

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, Create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, Wait main karoonga

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, Main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, Time out ho gaya

Kya chaal hai tumhaari, Jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, Aao karein chat

Tum jabse meri zindagi, mein aayi ho banke female,
Yaad raha na ab kuch, Na postman , Na e-Mail

Joh sadiyaon se hota aaya hai Woh repeat kar doonga…
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+Delete kar doonga…

Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki message Aanna Band Hai…….
Aap hi humse naraz hain ya Web Server band hai…….

Badli hai duniya , kuchch mein bhi badal gaya hoon
Pahle bekaar tha ab S/W Programmer ban gaya hoon

VC aaye to VB mein daal do,
VC aaye to VB mein daal do
seedhe seedhe sabko museebat mein daal do

Project extend ho gaya to kya ho jaata hai?
Are Tankha milti hai aur timepass ho jata hai..

teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
kabhi offline to kabhi online piya Continue Reading…

Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmm
De Re Na
Log Kehte Hai Main Sharaabi Hoon (2)
Tum Ne Bhi Shaayad Yehi Soch Liye Haan
Log Kehte Hai Main Sharaabi Hoon
Kissi Pe Husn Ka Guroor Jawaani Ka Nasha
Kissi Ke Dil Pe Mohabbat Ki Rawaani Ka Nasha
Kissi Ko Dekhke Saanso Se Ubharta Hai Nasha
Bina Piye Bhi Kahin Hadh Se Guzarta Hai Nasha
Nashe Mein Kaun Nahin Hai Mujhe Bataao Zara Continue Reading…

Wo to majborioon main lipti hain
Apney shiddat bharey khyaloon main
Apney ander chhupi ek aurat main
Wo hamesha hi darti rehti hain
Na to jeeti hain na to marti hain
Larkiyaan bewafaa nahi hoti
Per Hamesha hi darti rehti hain
Apne reeti or rawajoon se
Ane waley naye azaboon se
Zardurat main khily ghulaboon se Continue Reading…

Aisa apna husband ho
Aisa apna husband ho
6′ - 6′2″ jiski height ho
Jeans dheeli magar body tight ho
apni baaton se karta excite ho
Wo dashing smart aur polite ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho.

Uski apni ek website ho
Network uska world-wide ho
Swiss bank mein account 26 - 27 ho
Jab shopping kar ke aoon, bole begum tum kitni nice ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho Continue Reading…

Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achhi hai,
Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achhi hai,
Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai.

Voh Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar The
Kuch Hum Aage Badhe, Kuch Voh Aage Badhi
Hum Kuch Aur Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Badhi
Hum Aur Bhi Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Aur Aage Badhi
Ab Hum Sadak Ke Us Paar Hein, Aur Voh Sadak Ke Is Paar Continue Reading…

jaane kyon log flirt karte hain
jaane kyon woh affairs chalate hain
jaane kyon….jaane kyon…
jaane kyon jaane kyon jaane kyon

affairs bin jeene main rakha kya hai
affair jiska nahi woh tanha hai
affair 100 rang lekar ata hai
affair hi zindagi sajaata hai Continue Reading…

Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,..

market mein teji yaa Mandi Karde.

Bahut debit Sahe Hai Maine .

Koi Credit Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.

Bahot Muskil Lagta Hai teji se Duur Rehna, Continue Reading…

Boss:

Arz kiya hai………

Office may Kaam hote hain…

Galtiyon ka sama hota hai….

Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai….

Dil ki khunnas BOSS jabaan se nahi kehte…

Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai…. J J J ….. Continue Reading…

Kal jab mile thhe….
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain…
your file not found! *

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga…
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga… Continue Reading…

Hum aapke dil mein rahate hai
Aur bhaada bhi nahin dete hai

Na mitti ki kami thi na kam lagayi gayi
Na mitti ki kami thi na kam lagayi gayi
Jo bhi bach gayi thi, woh upar lagayi gayi

khud ko kar buland itna ki zamaana ho deewana
khud ko kar buland itna ki zamaana ho deewana
neend se utha to paaya kutton ka dawaakhaana

Maine tujhe pyar kiya abla samajh kar
Tere baap ne mujhe baja dala Tabla samajh kar

Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi,
Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi.
Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein
tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi

Dil bhi milega, Jaan bhi milegee
Is per bhi set na huyi toooo
phir seedha jhapat milega.

Mitti meri kabr se churata hai koi, mar kar bhi yaad ata hai koi,
ae khuda ek
pal ki jindagi aur de mujhe, udas meri kabr se jata hai koi

Humne unki tasveer apne man manidir mein saja li,
Unki yaadein aapne dil mein basa li,
Lekin……Lekin jub unhone humein koi tawajjo nahin de
to humne bhi unki chhoti behen phasa li

Jawani jawani nahi, jisme rawani na ho
Shadi shadi nahi, jisme prem kahani na ho Continue Reading…

Aye dost to bhi likha kar shayari, meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega, log fenkege ande aur tamatar, to shaam ke dinner ka Intezaam Ho Jayega, Mohabbat mein dil beqaraar karne waala hun,,,,,,, bina daanton ke ye Continue Reading…

1. On being Late:

“Kab shuru hua?”

“Attendance ho gayi kya??”

“Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar”

“Mein kya karu, wo bathroom mein ghusa hua tha”

“Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu…….. . bolna …….. kal kya padaya tha sir ne”

“Kal se pakka class karunga”

“Ek page de na………. abe pen bhi to de…….”

“Yaar iss class ke liye koi subah kaise aa sakta hai……..”

2. During the lecture:

“Yesss !!!! Sir…….The answer is …….huuuummmmm. ……aaaaaaaa. ……… ..”

“No sir…..I know the answer …….sir.. ..”

“Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai”

“Abe lecture ko chod….. dekh wo kya lag rahi hai aaj……..”

“Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha…….gadha. ……”

“Kya bore ho raha hai. Bola tha movie dekhne chalte hain ”

“Heads, we go Movie , Tails, we go Movie now!!!”

“class khatam hote hi Soft drink chahiye….. .”

3. Lab

“Expt. 2 Kiya kya??”

“Isme Karna kya hai??”

“Yeh bhai…..mereko aata to tere pass kyon aata…….. ” Continue Reading…

Fiza ne jab dariya mein pani ko sehlaya
To jitne bal khake paani kinaron se takraya
Utani Baar Ae Khuda tu Yaad aaya
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Jab baarish ki boondo ne dharti ko chooma
Humne zameen par bikharte sitaaro ko paya
Jitne sitaaron ko saawan ne barsaya Continue Reading…

Fizayen kahti hai pyar karo,
Bahaare kahti hai, aanke char karo.
Magar gharwale kahte hai,
Abhi umar kam hai
pahle M.B.A. pass karo.

Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka ,
toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,
na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA,
aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai…!!!