Birthday SMS, Love SMS, Hindi Shayari, Sayari, SMS.

a door knocks twice,
old man - whos there?
ans : opportunity,
old man : u r dicivin, bcoz i know by exprience dat d opportunity never knoc 2wice!!!!

A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by…

What does the male elephant say? Wow… 3600-2400-3600

Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law?

Boy: Not really, but I dont see any other way 2 marry your daughter!

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means…Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.

girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness just check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out box, and whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your charger and enjoy.

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid “This was a missed call”

Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

When I was born Devil said…Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said …Oh Shit!!!!Competition…!!! ….

girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness just check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out box, and whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your charger and enjoy.

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid

A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of their son,but they dont know proper word to print,so they printed the wording :THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF FUCKING INSTRUMENTS:

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means…Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.FRM MALEFTY (KG)

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally……Thats why boys go to college regularly….

what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

I’m a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!

SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita!!

Panditji: I am so kanjoos that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.

Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.

Principal: If a boy is found in girl’s hostel, he will be fined $20 first time, $30 second time and $50 third time.

Munna Bhai: What will you charge for a Monthly Pass, mamu?

Girl to Boyfriend: Now it is time we should marry.

Boy: That’s ok, but who will marry us.

Buyer to seller: Is it a faithful dog?

Seller: Yes, I have sold it 3 times earlier also. It is so faithful, everytime it returned back to me.