Birthday SMS, Love SMS, Hindi Shayari, Sayari, SMS.

Advice to father thinking about whether he should let his daughter continue her studies or get her married : ” Vell, if you wantu study her, then study her. If you wantu marry her, then marry her .”

An instructor explaining the working of pendulum: “Take an elephant of negligible weight”

Instructor: “Take a copper wire of any metal…and pour any liquid solution of sulphuric acid in a round bottom flask of any shape.” Continue Reading…

How courteous is the Japanese;
He always says, “Excuse it, please.”
He climbs into his neighbor’s garden.
And smiles, and says, “I beg your pardon;”
He bows and grins a friendly grin,
And calls his hungry family in;
He grins, and bows a friendly bow;
“So sorry, this my garden now.”

MAN ASKED GOD HOW MUCH IS THE VALUE OF US100 MILLION TO YOU.
GOD SAID ITS ABOUT I CENT FOR ME
MAN ASKED GOD HOW LONG IS 100YEARS FOR YOU
GOD SAID ITS ABOUT 1 SECOND FOR ME.
MAN SAID GOD WHY DONT YOU GIVE ME US100 MILLION ITS ONLY 1 CENT FOR YOU.
GOD SAID SURE BUT CAN YOU WAIT 1 SECOND

Here are the top most reply of a girl, when you propose her…

1) Nahi…….. ……… ???

2) Chiiiii….. Kitne gande vichar hain tumhare….. ..

3) Maine tumhe sirf ek acche dost ki nazar se dekha hai ….

4) Mera pehle se ek boyfrnd hai….

5) Main in baton pe vishwas nahi karti, apne padhai pe dhyaan lagao…

6) tum abhi tak mujhe jaante kahan ho ?Yeh shayad infatuation hai….

7) Tumhara bank balance kitna hai…??

Magar last year to Maine tumhe raakhi baandhi thi ..hai naa..bhaiyya. .??

9) Mein abhi is relation ke liye mentally prepared nahi hoo….

10) Mein apne dady se pooch ke tumhe kaal answer karu…??

11) Itni is baat kehne ke liye itni der lagaa di??

12) Ye donon ke dil me hai na, to phir kya kehna!! Continue Reading…

Aisa apna husband ho
Aisa apna husband ho
6′ - 6′2″ jiski height ho
Jeans dheeli magar body tight ho
apni baaton se karta excite ho
Wo dashing smart aur polite ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho.

Uski apni ek website ho
Network uska world-wide ho
Swiss bank mein account 26 - 27 ho
Jab shopping kar ke aoon, bole begum tum kitni nice ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho Continue Reading…

Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,..

market mein teji yaa Mandi Karde.

Bahut debit Sahe Hai Maine .

Koi Credit Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.

Bahot Muskil Lagta Hai teji se Duur Rehna,

Mandi Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde. Continue Reading…

Main Kabhi Batlata Nahin
Bar main daily jaata Hoon Main Maa
Yun To Main ,Dikhlata Nahin
Daru pikar roz main aata hun Main Maa
Tujhe Sab Hain Pata, Hain Na Maa
Tujhe Sab Hain Pata,,Meri Maa

Theke Mein Yun Na Chhoro Mujhe
Ghar Laut Ke Bhi Aa Naa Paoon Maa Continue Reading…

Santa to Banta- acha hua tu mil gya, main apna purse ghar par he bhul aaya, mujhe 1000 Rs chahiye.
Banta- dost hi dost k kam ata he, le 10 Rs, riksha kar k le aa…

Wo to majborioon main lipti hain
Apney shiddat bharey khyaloon main
Apney ander chhupi ek aurat main
Wo hamesha hi darti rehti hain
Na to jeeti hain na to marti hain
Larkiyaan bewafaa nahi hoti Per Hamesha hi darti rehti hain
Apne reeti or rawajoon se
Any waley naye azaboon se Continue Reading…

1960 girl : Pehla phela pyaar hai chhai bahar hai, aja sajna tera
intzar hai.

2003 girl : dusara/tisra pyar hai, dil bekrar hai, aja more sajna
verna chautha tayyar hai.

Yaad anay lagay Chacha Galib ya Elahi ye majara kiya hay
Tarta hoon har ek larki ko warna in ankhon ka faheda kiya hay

TERI AANKHEIN JHUKI JHUKI,
TERA CHEHRA KHILA KHILA,
TERI AANKHEIN JHUKI JHUKI,
TERA CHEHRA KHILA KHILA,
JAB TERE GALOON PAR SE HAATH GHUMAYA,
TO AADHA KILO FAIR AND LOVELY MILA Continue Reading…

1. On being Late:

“Kab shuru hua?”

“Attendance ho gayi kya??”

“Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar”

“Mein kya karu, wo bathroom mein ghusa hua tha”

“Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu…….. . bolna …….. kal kya padaya tha sir ne”

“Kal se pakka class karunga”

“Ek page de na………. abe pen bhi to de…….”

“Yaar iss class ke liye koi subah kaise aa sakta hai……..”

2. During the lecture: Continue Reading…

Chalo tumko batata hun jo ye ek raaj hai pyare;
Meri aawaaj k pichhe bhi ek aawaaj hai pyare!

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Usane fenke mujh pe patthar our main paani ki tarah;
Our ooncha, our ooncha our ooncha uth gaya!

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Saawan men wo na aaye to hamne yahi kiya; Continue Reading…

MUNNABHAI:-A sarkit, yaar mereko woh sister(nurse) se pyaar hogaya hai.Loveletter kaise likhun?
SARKIT :-Simple, BHAI, aap likh dalo I love you sister. I am your munnaBHAI

Tum zindagi ko gham ka
Fasana bana gaye
Aankhon main intezar ki
Duniya basaa gaye

Tum se thi mere pyaar ki
Duniya basi huy
Tum se thi zindagi ke
Andehre main roshani
Tum kiya gaye
chirag_e_mohabbat
bujhaa gaye Continue Reading…