Birthday SMS, Love SMS, Hindi Shayari, Sayari, SMS.

Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha to military valon ne 51 topen chalai.
Santa: Kamal hai, sabka nishana chook gaya?

Bhikhari: Sahib ik rupaiya de do.

Sahib: Kal anna.

Bhikhari: Iss kal kal ke chakkar mein iss colony mein mere lakhon rupaiye fasse hue hai!

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai?

Man: (sar jhuka ke) Nahi sir

Boss: Neeche kya dekh rahe ho? Meri taraf dekho.

A newly married girl got first class in B.Ed.

Her excited husband sent SMS to his father-in-law: Your daughter is first class in Bed.

Train mein ik mosquito Chinese ke sir pe aa baitha. Vo us ko pakar ke kha gaya.

Fir ik matchar baniye pe baitha. Us ne pakar ke Chinese ko poocha “khareedoge kya !!!”

Lalu found answer to the most difficult question ever: What came first- the chicken or the egg?

Hum jiska order pehle dunga, vahi pehle ayega na!

Voh choom le ik bar to aati nahi neend

Unki meethi avaz mein jati hai raat beet

Iss liye kehta hu ye risk na uthao

All out lagao machar bhagao…

2 men sitting in a kabristan were talking.
One said: Yeh murde bare aram se apni kabron mein sote hain.

Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kiyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai…

Ik aadmi kabar ke oopar baitha tha. Musafir ne poocha dar nahi lagta?

Aadmi: Darne ki kya baat hai, andar garmi bohot thi thori der ke liye kabar se bahar aaya hoon.

Boy to friend: Dekho voh ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai.

Friend: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi, jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha.