Birthday SMS, Love SMS, Hindi Shayari, Sayari, SMS.

I don’t think you are a fool, but what’s my opinion compared to that of thousands of others

He always finds himself lost in thought - it’s an unfamiliar territory

Don’t let you mind wander - it’s far too small to be let out on its own

Your mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket

Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them.

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Why is common sense like a rainbow?

Because it never appears until the storm is over.

Teacher : name two pronouns.
Student : who? me?
Teacher : correct

A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station….
What more can I say……..

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
Life.

Question:What does 98 stand for in windows 98?

Answer:It stands for number of times it hangs in a day.

Some times small things in Life hurts a lot…

If you don’t agree with me….

Then

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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you screwed up my life.

Q: Can you do anything that other people can’t?

A: Sure, I can read my handwriting.

Are your legs tired?
coz you have benn running through my mind all day long!

It takes a strong heart to love. It takes a stronger heart to continue to love after it has been hurt…

We always feel bad
&
think that good things
happen only to others
But we forget that we
are others for someone else.

Love that we cannot have is the one that lasts the longest, hurts the deepest and feels the strongest.

TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?

LJOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables!